NO FAGS FOR THE BLACKBIRDS

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Marc Russell ignores the fags as the new FA ruling comes into force, any coach caught smoking on the sideline could face a fine of up to £5000, jailed for a year and worse still...banned form football...forever!!
"Mate, I can't believe it," ranted Marc, "I've got enough stress in my life without the EU takin' more away, I mean, it's bad enough that I support Leeds Utd."

 "I have no sympathy with Marc whatsoever," said an uncompromising Trevor Brooking yesterday, "He should never have got involved in such a stupid habit so early, I mean, lets face it, who in their right mind starts supporting Leeds at such a tender age."

Brooking....uncompromising stance

Marc Russell was 'smoked out' at the AFC press conference yesterday

Brilliant team Secretary Helen Farmer nearly bought the farm in a recent fender bender. "It was like something out of road wars, or cops," said a strangely bearded Helen. "I was in the fast lane of the M4 and just ducked my head for 20 seconds to reach into the glove box, I managed to get the vodka bottle but by the time I looked up whilst having a swig, it was too late." no lasting damage thankfully and we've arranged with the hospital to bring you all the sign on forms. Get better by Thursday though Helen, it's sign on night at Blue Mountain.....

You do the math, we'll do the Pizza was the cry from Pizza Hut as Coach Nelio Jardim was seen struggling to work out his change at a recent visit to the local fast food establishment. "I know how to add football points...you watch us go next season" he told our reporter, before heading to the free ice cream counter....hmmm