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CURRY NIGHT LOOMS LARGE....

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Just as you thought it was safe to back to the curry house....Darth Vader has been seen lurking by the bar...or more accurately, David Appleby in fancy dress. Wife Lynn said yesterday "He's had this 'thing' for dressing up since we met, I have to put on a bloody Storm trooper outfit for god-sake."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 We asked Lyn if she'd mind popping on the uniform...just for research purposes...obviously.. and we agreed after a coupe of hours of putting it on....taking it off...putting it back on again....taking it ...off....slowl-y...erm, that of course it was not the sort of thing we approved of, but we could see that it might just have some entertainment value...

 

 

 

"I lost my heart to a Stormship Trooper...." goes the song....
David was busy explaining to one of his would-be 'Jedi-Knights' last night

 

 

 

 

In next weeks soar-a-way 'News of the Crow'
Merry men....ha ha!! Why do women have rough heels again!! and what makes a perfect Curry night out!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's all a Pile of old rubbish...
We caught up with Marc Russell on his way to the scrappy to see if he could weigh in some old building materials. "I've had this lot lying around for a few years and wondered if I might get a little something for it," said Marc. "But the police pulled me over saying I had a too much on board, I told them...I haven't got time for two trips, I'm flat out...no time at all, got to crack on and get the job done."

 

Marc and the MRC pick-up yesterday.
Obviously we spend endless hours tapping away at the computer, working our poor little fingers to the bone...and all to knock out this made-up drivel, but, if you know some gossip, or have a story to tell, true or otherwise, let us know and we'll print it. As long as it isn't rude or contains nudity.