UGLY PEOPLE IN
THE VILLAGE!!
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As the village has expanded, it has become
evident that there are a lot more ugly people around. We found this geezer
on Facebook and he claims to come from Crowthorne. News of the Crow got
straight onto the Parish council and started a petition against this sort of
'handsomely challenged' being allowed to live within 5 miles of Crowthorne.
More Ugly people next week.....it could be YOU!!!
Plenty of you will be familiar with the
likes of 'Limewire' software and it's ability to assist you getting certain
'hard to obtain games, DVDs and MP3 music. But beware as some of the the
Nigerian software appearing on there might not be cosher, as our pictures
suggest. Be careful!!
Knock-off Nigeria....ahemm
I have absolutely no idea who this
bloke is...and I'm sure you ain't gonna admit
As our picture shows, Manager Scott loves to
have plenty of liquid refreshment on hand, even to the point where he had a
'beer-walla' pulling the cans open and handing them over at a rate of knots.
"It gets hot behind the BBQ said a thirsty Scott.
How many drinks
can he handle??
In next weeks
soar-a-way 'News of the Crow'
Lisa Merry......is she as Merry as they say?
we look into her drinks cabinet.
It must've been bloomin boiling behind there as
the ales was vanishing as fast as the burgers (I
must admit to scoffing a few of them) Beer-walla duties were ably
performed by Andy Cane "Yea, it ain't bad, minimum wage and all the beer you can
drink, what more would any Arsenal fan want."
Food Glorious Food!!
David + Lynn Appleby will be running the tea
and Coffee stall next season, supplying some glorious food too as and as you
can see, the couple have had professional photo's of themselves with their
food. "Listen you little sado," said Lynn, "get away from my kitchen window,
or I'll call the police the on you." she screeched. We shuffled off, but not
before having a shufty through their bin...nothing to report but old shoot
magazines and some wig glue....not sure what that's all about, but rest
assured.....we'll be back to this one!!!
David + Lynn.....as good looking as
the wonderful food they serve....yum yum...
Obviously we spend endless hours tapping
away at the computer, working our poor little fingers to the bone...and all
to knock out this made-up drivel, but, if you know some
gossip, or have a story to tell, true or otherwise, let us know and we'll
print it. As long as it isn't rude or contains nudity.
