RESPECK DA EF'IN
REF....RITE?
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Just in time for the launch of the FA's
Respect Programme, AFC Crowthorne will be launching their own respect
magazine, giving an informed 'grassroots' opinion on what's really happening
out there in the real world of junior footy. With this in mind the club has
organised a curry evening to discuss the
finer points of not only the much merited respect programme, but also which
lager is best to have with a hot curry. Marc Russell is a very dear advocate
of the respect programme and will be drinking heavily in support of it on
Saturday 6th December!! Lets all join in!!!
"I don't mind admitting my April
was going like a moped...."
A sneak preview of the up coming
RESPECK!! mag...
In next weeks
soar-a-way 'News of the Crow'
furry animals! Why
do men have all the brains? and what makes a perfect Curry night out!!
'Punter whose a
Munter' Competition...
We've launched an exciting new competition
where you can win a free coffee and bacon roll!! If you can successfully
guess the identity of the mystery 'Punter whose a Munter' you can roll up
and get your greedy snout into the bacon wagon troff for gratis!! This super
soaraway competition leaves all other papers in the slow lane as we grasp
the nettle and take the plunge, with ever more silly cliche's stolen from
the Sun and the News of the World and other assorted red top tabloids.
Whose this Munter...?
Obviously we spend endless hours tapping
away at the computer, working our poor little fingers to the bone...and all
to knock out this made-up drivel, but, if you know some
gossip, or have a story to tell, true or otherwise, let us know and we'll
print it. As long as it isn't rude or contains nudity.